Glaze (AI Glaze)

When an AI (or any polished system) gives a response that is technically correct, excessively polite, and emotionally empty—smoothing over the real issue with vague positivity or corporate-speak. You weren't ignored… but you weren’t really heard either.

To be “glazed” is to be met with a glossy, non-committal reply that evades depth. The response feels like a donut: sweet, shiny, and completely useless in a crisis.

See also: Toxic positivity, corporate empathy, chatbot diplomacy, soft ghosting.

“I told the AI I was feeling overwhelmed and it fed me back some Glaze (AI Glaze) that "these challenges help us grow.’ Cool. Thanks, CoachBot.”

by jimbojonas April 15, 2025

Glazing the eclair

Masturbating while you poop and then cumming on your turd

Sorry I was late guys, I was busy glazing the eclair.

by ElevenToesJohn May 23, 2025

Kari and siah glaze day

Glaze messiah and dakari all day must do both of demn

Kari and siah glaze day is a day where u glaze and flirt all may 1-31

by Messiahaurafarming May 25, 2025

Boston Cream Glaze

The act of blowing a load on ones lips

I'm gonna give you a Boston cream glaze if don't shut the fuck up

by GarfieldFan89 April 13, 2024

Silent Glaze

A silent glaze is when you win a fight, but the other dudes friends glaze him so hard it seems like he won, even though he got his ass beat.

Bro I whooped him in a fight, but i got Silent Glazed so hard it seems like I lost.

by Gyr0z April 18, 2024

eli glazing

when a person named eli glazes 24/7

that guy is always eli glazing

by womp womp12 April 26, 2024

glazing

dickriding, also known as overflattery

“Why are you glazing him this hard? He's a pussy.”

by Addinius April 30, 2024