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Geese

"At nine I used to geese hoes for Easter clothes." - Memphis Bleek
by jwodwyer January 21, 2013
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Bro Geek

A Bro Geek is the smartest and most technology advanced bro in the group. He's the guy that figured out your girl was cheating on you by using myspace. He can start a smart sentence with "dude" or "yo bro". He set up the GPS to the party. He chills in all groups as everyone likes him, partys like a bro but can fix your iPod. He's the guy you send to talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.
John: Yo Bro, I think my hoe's getting on me.
Bro Geek: I'll check her space. Hidden comments, bad sign. I'll change page style to No Style to show her comments. Look at that, yup she's cheating on you.
John: Thanks Bro. Let's go rally the bros and trash her house.
by T Gibs May 25, 2008
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geekgasm

A fit of intense geekly joy, happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day, or when they get uber excited and riled up; When a geek goes into geekstcy, Has a geek-on; What makes a geek go crazy; When a geek has reached his or her geek climax; The equivalent of a sexual orgasm for a geek.
My XBOX is coming, I think I'm going to have a geekgasm!

I made John have a geekgasm by mentioning that Star Wars action figures were onsale.
by Jess October 20, 2003
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canadian geese

Fucking shit bird that goes honk and will attack you like an africanized honey bee. Seriously a major pest, the one thing that comes from Canada that is not nice in the last bit. Once these things lock on like a predator drone missile to a Isis member they don't let go and you will walk away looking like you went ten rounds with Muhammad Ali. Some nicknames that I have come across for them are: Dick snippers, the honking death, you came to the wrong pond bird, the Canadian air force, and float like a Canadian, sting like a geese.
When you stair long into the Canadian geese, the Canadian geese stair back.
by Space Bars April 3, 2017
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diamond geezer

by angelus August 14, 2003
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Geese Man

Geese fear him. Women love him. They call him geese man.
Person: They call me geese man.
Goose: *trembles*
by Alios735 December 3, 2020
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geek slut

one who is instantly attracted to and turned on by geeky things such as intellect, vocabulary, foriegn languages, extensive knowledge of a geeky subject, etc.
He was talking about culture in ancient Chinese history and he used some great words, and then made this great joke in French. I totally want him, I'm such a geek slut.
by tiffany (thanks to keegan) April 24, 2005
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