OCONUS Football

Soccer outside of the USA. It helps to avoid confusion with American Football.

Was watching OCONUS football yesterday, Tottenham killed it!

by NewEnglandForLife September 27, 2021

slippery football

A move used by homosexuals where they cover a nerf football with lube and attempt to throw it into a stretch butthole. Alternatively, one could squeeze the nerf football so it expands in said butthole.

It took six hours last night, but mike and I finally pulled off the slippery football

by FlatDarkGirth April 1, 2022

Liverpool Football Club

A sex toy used for shoving up the ass and pulling it out licking it and sleeping with it. It is in the shape of a helicopter and is often pink colour. They are mainly used by people with shit fetishes.

"I shoved a Liverpool football club up my arsehole"

by Mike hunt schmelar October 10, 2022

Covington Football

The most shit team in the TRC with a head coach that doesn’t know shit. Only thing good that has come from Covington football is AJ Oulette

It won’t be hard to beat Covington Football again this year

by Anonymous13759 March 7, 2023

Canadian football

A sport similar to american football becuase they both have shared orgins from british rugby football, the main difference is the offense only has 3 downs and the field is longer and wider then an American field, Canadian football fans will argue that 3 downs makes it better becuase it makes it more difficult for the offense, but that's total bullshit becuase the wide receivers are allowed to get a running start before the snap and the defense has to line up 1 yard away from the line of scrimmage, unlike in american football where they line up at the line of scrimmage and the receivers can't get a running start, another strange rule is that a missed field goal that goes into the endzone is ruled a Live ball and anyone can pick it up and run with it and if a ball carrier gets tackled in his own endzone after picking up a missed field goal it scores a 1 point safety called a rouge or single, a rouge can also be scored if a missed field goal goes out of bounds through the back of the endzone

Yo, want to watch the canadian football league grey cup tommorow between the lions and alloutes?

No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.

by stanley yelnats II April 14, 2023

Monday Night Football and chill

1. Similar to "Netflix and chill" but with Monday Night Football and not a thot. She knows that there are scheduled breaks for things like halftime and quarter changes, so she understands that the "chill" is implied to happen during those times.

2. Actually watching MNF whilst chilling... less preferable, but still potential for a great experience setting the groundwork for another Monday Night Football and chill, or perhaps even a Netflix and chill session.

Him: Hey, what're you doing tonight? Wanna come through for some Monday Night Football and chill?

Her: Sounds good, I heard it's another double header too!

Him: You don't say... I guess that just provides more opportunity for the chill doesn't it?
Her: Yep, see you around 650 so we can get settled before the first game starts

by RokOutKokOut October 29, 2015

bellevue west footballers

The sexiest, hard hitting ballers to ever grace the no-mad wastelands they call Nebraska!! Thunderbirds will stomp, fly over, and drop kick your ass like a nasty bird on a freshly washed combine!!!

Bellevue west footballers also known as shot callers, Picking up pieces of the fallers that dare to hollaa !
Me: I’ve fallen and can’t get up!!
911: Bellevue west is on the way!

by PrincessCockWhore1 September 6, 2019