April Foooos

The most awful audio bitchslap one can be dealt. Usually accompanied by painful stinging laughter coming from the party who just served you BIG TIME.

Hey yo (insert name), I just bitchslapped yo motha! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!
HEY (insert name), I just ran over yo cat with my lawnmowa!!!!! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
HEY (shotgun fire). I just shot you in the stomach with a shotgun!!!!! (short pause) April Foooos!!!!!

by JohnnyOSkoo December 14, 2008

Foodotica

Literature or art intended to arouse hunger

'I went and reached for the melted chocolate. Mmm. It smells delicious. I can't wait till it's in my mouth' 'this foodotica is making me hungry'

by Naicrhi January 16, 2015

beard food

Beard food is food that is embedded in one’s beard while eating unbeknownst to the eater

Dude! Did you eat tacos for lunch? You have some beard food in your whiskers. Are you saving it for later?

by Riley Bear May 12, 2020

heard footsteps

This is a phenomenon in which a player focuses on what his opponents are doing instead of what he is supposed to do.

The receiver dropped the ball because he heard footsteps!

by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2021

sea food boil

Is a term referring to pubic lice aka "crabs"

"You gave me a sea food boil!" Orlin screams at Nickacado, "YOU GAVE ME A SEA FOOD BOIL!!!" Orlin exclaimed in pain slapping Nick's arm as the overgrown man-child smears cake on the wall.

by Clayton Astly August 12, 2021

monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021

Fool of a Took

A phrase used by one Gandalf the Grey, the famous, kindly wizard from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. It is used during the Mines of Moria scene in the first in the trilogy, the Fellowship of the Ring. Gandalf says it to Peregrin "Pippin" Took, to display his anger and fustration directing at him for knocking a skeleton down a well, alerting the orcs of their whereabouts and putting the entire fellowship in danger once again.

"FOOL OF A TOOK!!!
Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!!"

-Gandalf the Grey

by JuliaMarie August 20, 2007