Flippy Flap

When you take flight with only the power of your vagina flaps

mom: how are you getting home
shaqueef: Ill flippy flap home

by niggersandwitch November 14, 2013

flap wrapping

when one vagina gives another vagina a gift

vagina 1) merry christmas, Karen!
vagina 2) thanks, Terry! great flap wrapping job!

by sqweeeeeeen July 23, 2019

Zing flap

A pejorative term for a mouth. Used as part of a generic response to an insult or comeback known as a "zing" or "burn". (See example.) Zing flaps are also called "burn holes".

"Your MOM goes to college!"
"Oh, shut your zing flap, Kip."

by Gebus1 October 30, 2013

flap-hatch

A woman's vagina

She opened her flap-hatch for me.

by TheDublinBoss March 29, 2013

Flap carnival

Collective noun for a group of Flappers, Gash Gorillas or Clunge Trumpeters. Usually over 40 and looking for a younger man for the night. They often travel in groups and if you walk into a bar where there is more than one group - you've come across a Flap Carnival

Johnny: Jesus Dave, what IS this place?

Dave: Just a singles bar mate, why?

Johnny: 'Coz it's like a clungeon nightmare, it's a Flap carnival in here

by Rump Disciple April 16, 2011

Flap Fest

Flap fest - adjective.
Opposite of the term "sausage-fest".

A gathering where the number of females greatly outweigh the male population of an event or function.

"Wow Jim, this is great...it's a total "Flap Fest" in here"

by Finchzero July 3, 2012

Ironing the flaps

Sucking on pussy lips so hard the wrinkles come out.

Met a girl at the bar and we went to her place and i was ironing the flaps for her.

by Rylund Guy August 7, 2020