Anal Flap 

A small flap of skin that covers the tip of the anal opening. It protects the anus from infections and raging pedophiles. Some religious sects, especially Orthodox Jews often have these removed much like the practice of circumcision.

Josh Williams has very tiny anal flaps.

Anal Flap by joshretarded July 26, 2010

chicken flap 

when a girl is skiing (giving two handjobs at the same time) while simultaneously sticking a dick in each of her arm pits and flapping her arms, like a chicken...

Carla was so messed up last night, she gave those four immigrants the chicken flap

chicken flap by smellydonkey August 20, 2007

fapsicle 

A globule of dried cum left on a chick's face after bukkake is performed on her.

"Oh my God, when they finished with me I had about 17 fapsicles hanging off my chin".

"Did you save them?"

"Yeah, try this"

<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"

"...shafted" <<evil grin>>

fapsicle by durson August 15, 2007

Flap Slapper 

A Female 'WANKER', a woman who masturbates far to much, Or is just really annoying and irritating!!!!

"My boss is a right Flap Slapper!!"

Flap Slapper by Skinuss May 15, 2008

kansas mud flap  

The act of taking a huge dump on a rag of some sort and then slapping it onto the face of someone that is sleeping.

(The Morning After the kansas mud flap occured)
Ramone: "Dude it smells like shit in here..."
Steve: "Maybe because I totally Kansas Mud-Flapped you last night while you were passed out piss drunk."

kansas mud flap by Halifax Redthorn February 12, 2008

Six Flags Bitch 

A female who is so thin, or appears so light, that in woman-on-top sex, a gentle thrust would toss her into the air. This would cause her to fall back onto your penis in a large drop, similar to the ride "The Big Drop" in Six Flags amusement parks. This process can and should be repeated.

Kate Moss is such a Six Flags Bitch. I'd like to bounce her on my cock a few times.

Six Flags Bitch by Jeff and Andrew April 16, 2006

flap happy 

A person that loves having their face stuck up in a girl's meat curtains.

Duder 1: "So how was it with that asian girl last night?"

Duder 2: "Oh dude she had the stretchiest meat curtains I've ever seen. My face was all up in there for like an hour. I was so flap happy."

Duder 1: "You one sick mother, doggy."

flap happy by westfalia December 15, 2009