crack flaps

butt cheeks

Damn, my office is hotter than the inside of Dom Deluise's crack flaps right 'bout now.

by A-Boogz July 03, 2014

Leaky Flap

(Noun)The Wettest, most juiciest, god-sent, delectable pussy you have ever had.

Eric: Bro that girl had a Leaky Flap.

Tim: Say on god?
Eric: on god.

by smelleass August 21, 2022

Mud Flapping

Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.

Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping

by Gary Inc. December 23, 2020

Mud-flapping

the process of getting shit on your shirt while wiping your ass

I had to change my shirt because my last one got caught in a mud-flapping accident.

by myrtle1994 April 23, 2020

kebab flaps

The fanny flaps of a women that originated from the region of turkey

see that lady, bet she has kebab flaps

by Your dads mankini(finlay) February 05, 2021

Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese?

When I tried to eat her out the stench of her flap yoghurt was overwhelming.

by The haggis Fister April 18, 2021

Ironing the flaps

Sucking on pussy lips so hard the wrinkles come out.

Met a girl at the bar and we went to her place and i was ironing the flaps for her.

by Rylund Guy August 08, 2020