washing my face

Euphemism for taking a long, steamy shit.

"Dude, what are you doing in there? I gotta take a piss!"
"Chill out bro, just washing my face."

"Dudebro, I gotta wash my face so goddamn bad now"

by DudebroGrosby October 21, 2014

Texting bitch face

Similar to resting bitch face, but with texting. This usually happens when you end your texts in periods or don't use emoticons, which makes the person you're texting think you're pissed at them.

Person 1: (text) Party at Jeff's tonight! See you there?
Person 2: (text) K.
Person 1: (text) Do you not want to go, or is that just texting bitch face?

by Pistachioed March 30, 2015

Le Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Something you use when you're 13 and you want to fit in.

Jack: I got so blazed last night
Adam:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Adam:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Adam:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Adam:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(Le Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

by Quiinix September 6, 2016

Vietnam Flashback Face

When a person has a resting facial expression which is incredibly vacant and vaguely shocked. Suggesting the person is having a flashback to an experience had in the Vietnam War.

"Woah that guy looks scared."
"Nah, he's just got Vietnam flashback face."

by 11jadaway August 31, 2016

Active Dick Face

The male equivalent of resting bitch face . When a man is so annoyed by a conversation that it's visible on his face.

"Did you see the expression on Tim's face? "
"Yeah, with that active dick face everyone knew what he thought of that bullshit story!"

by toki_wartooth June 30, 2016

ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom

A mlg slang line used from being triggered or angry in a match

After losing the match, Billy said out loud, "ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom!"

by Skoroca July 2, 2017

Limp dick face

The male version of “resting bitch face.”

He has taken flack for what some have called his limp dick face.

by Man o’ War December 18, 2017