crunk the funk

getting a party started; usually involving crunk juice. Only top ballers can achieve the goal of crunking the funk.

"damn!! Phatty matt and D-lo are here, they will definatly CRUNK THE FUNK.

by McG-unit November 22, 2004

Funk

When a man's wife gives him anal, while one male friend provides a blow job and another male friend feeds him a hamburger. This is generally accomplished while the receiving male (called A FUNK) is standing, to make room for both his wife to come from behind with her strap on and one male friend to be on his needs giving head in front. The friend feeding the hamburger can be anywhere.

My wife is always hanging out with her gay friends. They try to convert me but Im straight. They said I should try a funk, itll turn me. It was a little painful at first, but the feeling of the blow job and the tasty burger took my mind off the gaping hole my ass was becoming.

by funcksoubrother December 6, 2013

funkadelic

the absolute funkiest shizznizzle

Man, dem kicks is funkadelic.

by FozzieFunk April 2, 2003

funk dat

An e-comm expression used to convey a sense of appreciation, anticipation, or agreement.

"Pro Keds is reissuing the vanilla sued two-stripe - funk dat!"

by Peter Guillam October 13, 2006

homie g funk dog

people who like dogs who dance to funk music

yo man that homie g funk dog knows how to work the ladies on that dance floor

by whawhawhat May 13, 2005

fakin' the funk

a) going along to get along
b) pretending that everything (in a relationship) is just fine, while plotting an escape

This fool don't know whussup. Ahm jus fakin' the funk until I make my move next month.

by Dizz January 1, 2004

Drum Funk

A smell given off by a particulary crappy and ugly drummer. Smells of roadkill, skidmarks, and hippies. Also faintly smells of cyanide. The smell cannot be stopped. The best course of action in this situation is to shag-ass outta where-ever the drummer is located. Drum Funk is also when a drummer is sucking of titanic proportions.

"The dudes drum funk was so bad, i had to dip away to keep from fainting!"

by catspajamas [ecb] June 17, 2008