gateway finger

When a woman sticks her finger in her significant others ass and it potentially leads to other things going in there.
ex. Stacy kept trying to get that finger in there and i finally let her. Now i spend my free time shoving objects in my ass. That damn gateway finger is a bitch.

Stacy kept trying to put her finger in my ass while we were intimate. One day, in a moment of weakness she got it past my fortress. Now I spend most of my free time shoving objects in there. That damn gateway finger!!

by The Pelz March 13, 2015

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Grieg Finger

the index finger used to prevent sneezing (aka sternutation) by placement under the nostrils, above the top lip of the mouth. Most famously seen in Dopey, of the Seven Dwarfs. Also used by the Jupiter Group at Westerlin in their attempts to reach Jupiter by the year 3000.

I was about to sneeze all over "Slightly Off Center: Selected Works of Otto Von Grieg," when I remembered the Grieg Finger, and all was saved. I got the nostril thrill!

by Wellman Gorgonzole March 8, 2004

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finger fun

A smooth move to pull on a girl instead of askin to finger her. An act of female masterbation

' hey gurl you up for some finger fun ? '

by dj tiddyriddler January 11, 2006

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Middle Finger

A finger that's typically used to tell people to go to hell and/or to fuck themselves by being positioned upright while the other fingers are facing down inside the palm of the hand.

I don't regard the middle finger as a negative physical gesture; whenever someone flicks me off I always assume they're conveying, "Excuse me kind sir, but I'd like to introduce you to the pleasures of prostate massage." To which I respond, "Why thank you considerate stranger, I gratefully accept your generous offer; please lead the way so we may begin to experiment."

by Professor McBadass July 19, 2011

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