the index finger used to prevent sneezing (aka sternutation) by placement under the nostrils, above the top lip of the mouth. Most famously seen in Dopey, of the Seven Dwarfs. Also used by the Jupiter Group at Westerlin in their attempts to reach Jupiter by the year 3000.
I was about to sneeze all over "Slightly Off Center: Selected Works of Otto Von Grieg," when I remembered the Grieg Finger, and all was saved. I got the nostril thrill!
by Wellman Gorgonzole March 8, 2004

when a guy is trying to get as far as he can with a girl over a social networking site. the girl tends to be extremely flattering despite him being fugly. for some reason its never going to get further. Usually because the girl has been created by the guys friends for kicks
guy 1: connor was e-fingering this girl called Becki on myspace earlier! hes only known her for 1 day as well
guy 2: no e-pussy for connor, thats just someone connors friends created 2 show how much of a suck up he is
guy 2: no e-pussy for connor, thats just someone connors friends created 2 show how much of a suck up he is
by maharg February 16, 2008

by dj tiddyriddler January 11, 2006

A finger that's typically used to tell people to go to hell and/or to fuck themselves by being positioned upright while the other fingers are facing down inside the palm of the hand.
I don't regard the middle finger as a negative physical gesture; whenever someone flicks me off I always assume they're conveying, "Excuse me kind sir, but I'd like to introduce you to the pleasures of prostate massage." To which I respond, "Why thank you considerate stranger, I gratefully accept your generous offer; please lead the way so we may begin to experiment."
by Professor McBadass July 19, 2011

by Super Beast 92 June 11, 2011

Using your fingers to pleasure a females vaginal region. Basically fucking a girl with your fingers.
by Roz October 28, 2003

by iSpooge112 August 14, 2009
