The Funk

Steps to hitting the funk:
1. Isolate the body
2. Swivel your legs
3. Throw her leg
4. Go to town and reep the rewards!!

You're getting no where with a girl. You hit the funk. BOOM! Too Easy.

by B.Row November 23, 2009

Dr Funk

-short for Doctor Funkenstein "king of the Funk" a humourous funk song by Parliament Funkadelic.

- One who knows funk and can cure whats hurting you with it.

I was feeling down but my friend played some Dr Funkenstein! and cured my troubles! he's the real Dr Funk!

by j-la December 20, 2004

crunk the funk

getting a party started; usually involving crunk juice. Only top ballers can achieve the goal of crunking the funk.

"damn!! Phatty matt and D-lo are here, they will definatly CRUNK THE FUNK.

by McG-unit November 22, 2004

Funk

When a man's wife gives him anal, while one male friend provides a blow job and another male friend feeds him a hamburger. This is generally accomplished while the receiving male (called A FUNK) is standing, to make room for both his wife to come from behind with her strap on and one male friend to be on his needs giving head in front. The friend feeding the hamburger can be anywhere.

My wife is always hanging out with her gay friends. They try to convert me but Im straight. They said I should try a funk, itll turn me. It was a little painful at first, but the feeling of the blow job and the tasty burger took my mind off the gaping hole my ass was becoming.

by funcksoubrother December 6, 2013

funkadelic

the absolute funkiest shizznizzle

Man, dem kicks is funkadelic.

by FozzieFunk April 2, 2003

fadunk

To slap a girl in the face, usually with the intent of leaving a mushroom stamp.

I fadunked this girl after I busted a nutt in her eye.

by Fadunker September 11, 2003

funk dat

An e-comm expression used to convey a sense of appreciation, anticipation, or agreement.

"Pro Keds is reissuing the vanilla sued two-stripe - funk dat!"

by Peter Guillam October 13, 2006