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Kobe Hater Faggot

Also called a KHF

A person who is obsessed with Kobe Bryant and is mad because Kobe Bryant is not having sex with them. This leads to them being angry at everything that Kobe Bryant does even if it is spectacular. Their sole purpose is to tear down Kobe Bryant's image in their own mind in an attempt to try and decrease how much they want to swallow his seamen.
Laker John is such a Kobe Hater Faggot that he calls his shots nutbangers so he can think of Kobe Bryant's testicles banging him from behind.

There is not a bigger KHF than Cholo who spends all day every day criticizing Kobe on ESPN's Lakers' message board while fervently masturbating to Kobe's 81 point game.
by JoshMorganisgod January 24, 2009
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Faggot

1. A word used to describe anyone who is being an asshole, douche, just a general prick, or a total cunt
2. Someone who's only good enough to be used as fuel for a fire
John: Jesus Christ Mark is such an asshole
Moe: Why? What did he do now?
John: That son of a bitch keyed my car!
More: Wow what a fuckin faggot.
by jam legged johny April 1, 2015
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FAMAS Faggot

A person who only uses the FAMAS assault rifle during an online game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. These people usually suck so they use this weapon to make themselves feel like they are good. In reality they are just a pain and an abomination to online game play. They are very infamous for royally screwing up killstreaks.
"How the?!" *watches Kill-cam* "Ugh FAMAS faggot!"
by WU14_47 June 17, 2010
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Faggot Dumpling

Another name for the bowel movement that occurs after engaging in anal sex.
"You should see the size of the faggot dumpling that erupted out of Aaron last night!"
by J-weez April 30, 2009
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Faggorama

Dick: I'm not going in there, its a total faggorama.
by DICK1280 June 27, 2009
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mincy faggot balls

a derogatory but friendly term for someone who is acting gay but isnt, usually like a nickname for someone who is repeatedly camp but is not as harsh as calling the faggot or batti boy
dave why is it that you always act like mincy faggot balls!?
by willyphilly July 17, 2009
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fangoriously

adv. used to describe an action done by something with fangs
i.e., "the geletainous monster fangoriously devored her"
by Jason September 10, 2003
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