Fifty Foot Fakeout

When a girl appears to be hot from a distance, but when u see her up close, she isn't hot at all

Man 1: See that girl over there? She's totally smoking.
Man 2: No dude, it's fifty foot fakeout
Man 1: (Looks thru binoculars) Aww yea, she's nasty :' (

by Mas Ttits October 6, 2008

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farty hardy

Passing lots of gas; excessive flatulence.

Wow, look at all these bean burritos! We're going to farty hardy tonight!

by Deaf Drummer December 20, 2008

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fatty tissue

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to say, "I'll be back." However, now that he is all fatty tissue, he says, "Oh, my back!"

by Pod Tailin' February 20, 2010

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Fawty-five-fifty

Mildly derogative yet humorous way of greeting your asian friends. Derived from comedian Russel Peter's stand up shows.

Asian friend - "Hey guys...."

Other friends - "FAWTY-FIVE-FIFTY! AIE! How's it goin' down there? We was just talkin' bout you..."

by anthubc2010_fawtyfivefifty October 10, 2010

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When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.

Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?

I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.

by Magooru November 6, 2010

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