father tap

When you’re watching Forensic Files and the father totally tapped the daughter.

It was totally a father tap.

by Not a father tapper February 3, 2019

Faither

Fans of sporting teams that “keep the faith” even when playing poorly. Faithers are at the summit when it comes to being fans - honest yet faithful, never hatters, only Faithers

Faithers are the ultimate supporters

by Chris Tianity April 12, 2019

father on the feet

(n.) a girl who wears dad shoes.

Fathers on the feet have multiplied since Balenciaga's White Sneakers became trendy in 2017. Also called "Walkathon Patriarchs" because they empower the patriarchy's aesthetics "one step at a time."

Did u see Rebecca's outfit? Absolute father on the feet.

by nolandc September 26, 2019

father

the nigga that left me when I was a child

'look at his father leaving to get milk'

by burrito turtle October 16, 2019

father

A man your mom mom marries then when they have a kid then he leaves to get a jug of milk and doesn't comes back

Hey man! My father is is gone
Same here bruh

by imnotaneboyimmaskaterboy December 11, 2019

Father Claatmass

When one engages in a rough session of anal sex after a large meal, freshly digested faeces naturally follow their exit route, therefore painting one's penis with a lavish brown coating. You then proceed to extract the penis from the depths of one's rectum and paint your other's face with it, giving them a bomboclaat Father Christmas style beard.
Note. This can be used with Menstrual Waste to produce the Irish Red Bearded Lepraclaat .

Me and My Missus had a dirty night the other night. I ended up turning her into Father Claatmass.

by DrEvil96 December 25, 2019

father rice cake

the oldest know rice cake to walk this planet. father rice cake is best known for causing the world to spin on its axis.

honey its time for bed, please go pray to father rice cake.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020