telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").

I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.

by Telephony November 20, 2021

Fruit crime

A joke phrase said when a gay person is 'inconvenienced' and they state it's because they were gay. It's not actually a hate crime, but it's still funny

"Dude my teacher failed my test. That's a fruit crime"- some gay person at one point probably

by Kalico_kid September 11, 2021

poupu fruit

a fruit from a game, in the game there is a legend that says that if you share a puopu fruit with someone you really care about your destinies become intertwined

in kingdom hearts 3 sora shared a poupu fruit with kairi

by black rose gacha July 18, 2021

fruit nubs

Nipples

"Your fruit nubs are showing through your shirt."

by Hittingtownwithjesus January 28, 2012

Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month

Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!

by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023

Dough Fruit

a fucking piece of shit fruit thats covered in dough yet its a apple, fucking Dough Fruit apple

This fucking 9 year old needs to touch grass with his Dough Fruit comb

by Slakszz March 1, 2023

sticky fruit

Toddler name for fruit leather. And really, who can blame them? "Fruit leather" doesn't sound appetizing at all. Nobody wants to eat leather, even if it's fruit-flavored

Dad: Want some sticky fruit in your play-lunch today, Wilma?
Wilma: Uh-huh.
Dad: I'll give you two, so you can share one with Archie.

by ElinorsDad October 14, 2023