Election Edging

Drawing out naming the winner of an election as long as possible. Especially in Nevada.

The United States been election edging since November 4th!

by Kapt'n and Kitty November 6, 2020

Election

A public conspiracy against an incumbent so he wouldn't get re-elected.

Lindsey claims the public conspired against Trump so he wouldn't win the election.
Paraphrased from Senator Lindsay Graham statement about the Donald J. Trump 2020 re-election campaign loss.

by Baawfatml November 8, 2020

Election

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.

What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted?

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020

Election

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.

What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted? The founding fathers were slaveowners, not one of the rest of us.

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020

Exception to rule 34

The only exception to rule 34 is rule 34 itself

What is the exception to rule 34?
Rule 34

by atavoid November 27, 2020

Election

A concept that became fictional in the 2000s and non-existent in 2020. A system that is supposed to fairly represent a citizens desire for their country and leadership.

Why do you vote?
"Because if I don't then we're worse off then if I did. It's better to have a rigged election with some real votes than a rigged election with no real votes. " -anonymous

by Randomchao5 January 6, 2021

Exceptional Friday

The weekend which falls a week after Good Friday is known as "Exceptional Friday"
Jesus Christs lesser known younger brother, Geezus Christ, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole following the send off of his do-gooder brother.

Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!

by LuckyDC March 30, 2021