egg salad

6 hard boiled eggs, shelled and mooshed up. Add a small amount of mayonase, a drop of mustard, some celery and/or pickle relish and salt, pepper and paprika to taste. Chill before serving.
Serving Suggestion: With lettuce on white bread.

The egg salad sandwich that my old man ate gave him such deadly gas that i made him sleep in the garden shed.

by Succubus February 6, 2005

egg white

Slang for "A modern-day prophet" (either true or false). Derives from E.G. White (Ellen Gould White) the prophetess of Seventh-day Adventism.

BOB: Have you heard about that egg white in Florida called "Yahweh Ben Yahweh"?

JOE: Yeah, I call that fried egg white!

by Isaiah Fourman January 27, 2009

cold egg

a direct translation from mandarin, when a woman is feeling very unhorny and does not want to have sex with her boyfriend.

Rebecca, you're such a cold egg today, just like yesterday!!!

by Mr. Not Cold August 6, 2010

shit with egg on

if asked what your making for dinner, then say
'shit with egg on'

it means....

whats for dinner? (Adam Gibbins)
shit with egg on (mUM)

by GIBBOADDY June 6, 2010

Egg Beater

Egg Beater: A person who is retarded beyond all comprehension that equates to the same value as an inanimate object such as an Egg Beater. For example a retard, idiot, or all round fuck wit.

"look at that fukin egg beater"

"fuck you egg beater"

by aussiemash April 8, 2010

Lay an Egg

To defecate. Can be used by either a man or woman, but is more funny when used by a man.

"scuse me, wheres the can? I gotta go lay an egg"

by Wolf89 August 19, 2008

love egg

a womens toy. when inserted into a womens special area, gives extreme pleasure, or a big mess from Crowle.

Lovell is a love egg.

by L.F. Lovell January 4, 2008