When army eating, one shovels food into their mouth as fast as they can, sometimes chewing once or twice before swallowing, so they can be done earlier than everyone else, so they can tend to other more fun activities. This often happens in the army, hence "army eat". When army eating, it takes an average of 3-4 minutes to eat a regular meal.
by Kastera1000 April 18, 2010
Get the Army eatmug. I blow the thickest smoke rings with this new bong, it makes eating donuts so much more fun bong smoke rings smoke
by Wolf of Ireland July 14, 2016
Get the eating donutsmug. 
Eating something you don't even want, like, or need, in order to deprive someone else.
Could be any food-- dessert, or pizza, or gum.
Also applies to choking down something that is gross, in order to spite someone else, such as to throw a cooking contest.
Could be any food-- dessert, or pizza, or gum.
Also applies to choking down something that is gross, in order to spite someone else, such as to throw a cooking contest.
I really don't even want any cake but I don't want Marge to have it so I'm spite-eating the last slice.
I'm spite-eating this whole bowl of Jenny's nasty chili bc Marge said hers was so much better.
I'm spite-eating this whole bowl of Jenny's nasty chili bc Marge said hers was so much better.
by TheRealBigAl August 23, 2021
Get the Spite-eatingmug. Toddler: How to eat?
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
by iloveferrets101 January 8, 2021
Get the How to eat?mug. Someone who walks around with a perpetual sneer on their face, thinks they're better than everyone else and makes fun of people in the most vulnerable ways possible to give themselves a feeling of superiority. This expression works best when used as a submodifier for other derrogatory words like faggot, ass, boot-licker or bonehead.
Will: Evan, I am sick to death of your attitude. You even criticise and make fun of people much older than you. You think you're God's gift to the Earth. Even the way you walk makes me sick.
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?
by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016
Get the Crap-eatingmug. It’s like a celebration when you did something like score a point, ace your test, actually be eating good food
We be eating-
YEAHHH we be eatin!!!
Ex: Joe scored a 3 pointer in basketball. He looks over to Mac and says ‘YEAHHH we be eatin’ or he could say ‘we be eatin good!!’ Because he is celebrating his dub/ W/ Win!
How to do it- * puts hand down like a plate somewhere under your mouth/ neck area. Not close tho, with your other hand go scooping motions *
YEAHHH we be eatin!!!
Ex: Joe scored a 3 pointer in basketball. He looks over to Mac and says ‘YEAHHH we be eatin’ or he could say ‘we be eatin good!!’ Because he is celebrating his dub/ W/ Win!
How to do it- * puts hand down like a plate somewhere under your mouth/ neck area. Not close tho, with your other hand go scooping motions *
by Omg pop February 24, 2020
Get the We be eatingmug.