Doucebag

1.) v. a perjorative term in slang that is similar to the word asshole, but is arguably a little less harsh. Most commonly used by Generation X and later generations (Generation Y/Echo Boom is especially prone to using this word like common verbal etiquette), to denote such people without calling them out and out asshole's, cocksucker's, or cunt's.

See asshole.

2.) A device that is used to administer a douce, most commonly used by women to irrigate and rinse the vagina.

1.) "Today, my teacher yelled at me before the entire class today, then when I tried to argue back, he made me get up before the class, pantsed me, and then grabbed me and beat me with a ruler."

"Really? What a fuckin' doucebag, you should sue him!!!"

2.) Kelly lent Linda her douce that came with a doucebag to hold the fluid for the douce.

by The White Phantom July 8, 2011

deuce deuce

1. the number 22

2. a p vaughn

talking to p vaughn: "the DEUCE DEUCE!"

by the mover March 22, 2009

deuce

what you say when you're saying goodbye
it means peace out.

"Deuce".

by j dub December 10, 2002

deuce

(n) a word used by a modern teenaged audiance in place of fuck and shit. Usually based from Stewie of Family Guy

What the Deuce?
Deuce this place, there's nothing going on!

by S.A.K. June 25, 2005

stitching a deuce

When you knock someone unconscience and tie their hands behind their back. From here you take a shit in their mouth, and sew their mouth up. As they awaken, they will gag and throw up in their mouth, choking them and burning the inside of the throat; resulting in death.

John is stitching a deuce in P-Nap.

by Jooee Kerr February 12, 2008

Deuce Deuce

Your second poop of the day.

- How you feeling?

- Better now after my deuce deuce. I made a run for the boarder WAY too late last night.

by tyc303 July 29, 2010

chunk the deuce

Using your hands to throw up a sideways peace sign and then chunk it up and down.

As connor was leaving school he ran into to bud entering the school and they both decided to chunk the deuce out their car windows at the same time

by Groundball stats April 28, 2011