Golden Dildo

A status of being awesome.

That car is the Golden Dildo

Mike is a Golden Dildo

by The Golden Dildo December 03, 2010

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dildo smacker

One who stands over a dildo and repeatedly smacks the dildo with a fly-swatter.

Keith was being a dildo smacker today.

by justin665 August 17, 2006

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Dildo Gun

Refers to the incredibly weak and lame TMP from Counter Strike.Invented by a man named Bob

Bob:Hey i did it! I invented a new gun
Lee:That looks like your wifes vibrator on the end of a Mac
Alex:Yeah that looks like a Dildo gun
Bob:DONT MOCK ME!
Lee:Test it out then
Bob:Ok(points dildo gun at Alex.Fires)
Unloads clip on Alex
Alex:You suck,that didnt do shit
Bob:I know.......

by Midgeman March 17, 2009

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flying dildo

When your dildo drinks red-bull and grows and grows wings.

"My dildo drank red bull and flew away!"flying dildo

by satans_kid April 07, 2015

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Leather Dildo

A dildo made of leather. Has not been used by the general public since the middle ages. Often made of goat leather, and decorated with glitter. Only known contemporary use is by scoutmasters when they rape their scouts.

"Lube up boys, Uncle Terry is going to teach you leather dildocraft meritbadge"

by Terry Reick December 23, 2009

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