David Cooper

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you proceed to yell out,

"Who's the boss?"

She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you turkey slap her in the face and then scream,

"David Cooper's the boss!"

Wranger 1: I have Fanta Pants!

Jesus Christ: I dont! You suck, you wranger!

Wranger 2: I also have Fanta Pants!

Allah: You all suck!

Wranger 3: Allah, did you fart?

Allah: Who ever smelt it dealt it!

David Cooper: Yahhhhhh, Trick, Yahhhhhh!

Soulja Boy: What the?

Soulja Boy's Mother: David Cooper is boss!

by Kobe Bryant feat. Soulja Boy June 10, 2008

David Beckham Syndrome

When you see a really hot guy who's too good to be true, and then he opens his mouth to reveal the most unattractive, unexpected voice you've ever heard.

"If he would just not open his mouth, he would be a god."
"Why? Is he rude or something?"
"Nope. He just has major DBS...."
"What's DBS? A disease? STD?!?!"
"No...it's David Beckham Syndrome...he has a really unattractive voice."

by judysequoia November 27, 2011

David Muir

The lead protagonist of the fictional Anime, “ABC World News.”

Olivia: Did you see David Muir the last episode of ABC World News last night?
Me: Yeah, it’s my favorite Anime. I think that at the end of the season, David Muir will go to Russia and battle Vladimir Putin.

by University of Markov May 18, 2018

Daritza

A unique human being who will stand out the first momet you see her. She isn't just beautiful in the outside but also the inside. She's the nicest person you will ever meet but when it comes to protecting the people who she loves she's the meanest person you will also meet. She's 100% loyal, she doesn't judge no one for how they look nor how they act. If you ever do her wrong she does not give second chances, she will forgive and start new but things will never end up like how they used to be. She thinks about eveyone else first and then herself. She always worries about trying to help everyone happy and you will never see her sad.

Daniel: Wow, she's so beautiful, I would love to tap that.
Sergio: Eyy, don't talk like that about Daritza, she's not someone you would want to fool around with.
Daniel: And why's that?
Sergio: Because once you get to know her, you will fall in love.

by Soccer.lover010011 June 23, 2018

David the RealMedWhite

A wanna be E theologian who promotes the genocide of Middle Eastern Christians

Orthogram guy : Guys David the RealMedWhite is not that bad he’s just a moody teenager on the internet trying to look “based”

Normal Human being with compassion : he literally just wished all Middle Eastern Christians would die how is that based ?

by The Copt February 5, 2021

David

1.one of the baddest mofo in the world..if your names David might as well go to a club and shout it out as this in turn will lead to hot girls hooking up with you but be trendy as this will also attract ugly switches as they say with great name comes great responsibility.

2. Someone whos destined to do greatness as seen throughout history including the bible as King David, if you know someone named David consider it an honor as you will soon ride him and copy the greatness he does

Oh my god that kid just fucked my mom.
''Oh yea he did that to joeys mom last week thats David

by jennifexx December 15, 2010

David

Superior being.

The world is comprised of two types of people; people named David and people who wish to be David.

by Kenneth Twig February 26, 2013