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Crazy Spiderman

To 69 a woman in the elevator in the Empire State Building, going all the way to the top. While still 69'ing her, carry her to the edge of the roof and jump off. Proceed to perform anal sex, just before you reach the half way point you remove your penis and shoot your web like cum at a pole; saving you and her. Gently drop her on the ground and spin around the pole to ram her for the final time.
"I totally did the Crazy Spiderman on that bitch..."
"How are you alive..?"
by Green_Kentucky November 11, 2011
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crazy beautiful

being amazingly beautiful; having large amounts of beauty.
Kirsten Dunst was crazy beautiful in the movie Crazy/Beautiful.
by Becky Simms March 25, 2007
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crazy eyes

term used to describe the expression and/or demeanor of a man or woman. crazy eyes is a look similar to bedroom eyes- but this expression is more mischievous.

a person with crazy eyes always appears to be having some internal dialogue giving off the impression that he/she is unpredictable or dangerous. those in the company of crazy eyes are kept on their toes and are often intrigued by this look. the thrill of crazy eyes lies in the fact that you never know what will happen next….
by twigee February 18, 2010
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crazy indian

When you go down on a girl who's on the rag then leap up with your face covered in her menstrual fluid and let out a savage cry.
Girl: I was having my period, but I let him go down on me anyway. All of a sudden he jumped up and screamed. He looked like a crazy indian!
by E. Meyers November 30, 2006
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crazy nigga

There's all kinds of niggez out there, some dey know how it is they keep it real.. some niggaz they talking crap outta their ass, discharging weapons and shit, walking around not watching their back. Them fools are the ones who get popped on a regular basis so be safe and be cool kiss your family and loves ones, caus you dont kno what crazy nigga might take you out next.
N #1: Aiyo look at that dude, crazy nigga.. real G man!
N #2: Yea nigga is crazy! He dont fuck around.
N #3: aiyo Lets get da fuck outta here
by karlulz December 27, 2011
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crazy clown

A crazy clown is when you are either boning a girl doggystyle or analy (or a male analy...ew)and then you ejaculate on their back....and when they turn around, you make a warm, tasty, sweaty fart right on their nose
Hey Chris Bandini! I heard you fucked up a printer naked iwth a bat then you gave my sister a crazy clown!!!

I love to give midgets a crazy clown....on hot summer afternoons....while smoking a cigar.

last night, when I was giving my btich a crazy clown, i accidently shit in her mouth
by Flinchy August 7, 2006
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Crazy Chris

The steriotypical crazy flat mate who everyone thinks is a knob. Evidence that someone is a 'Crazy-Chris; is if they whout your name really loud every time they see you as if they havent seen you for ages, or if they smell really bad and steal your f**king cupboard space. If you live with a 'crazy-chris' it is advisable to sell him to the nearest welshman.
Chris: DAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
Dave: Fuck off crazy chris
by Stalingrad December 17, 2004
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