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snap crap

When you are snapchatting on the toilet while pooping. The snaps you send are call "snap craps"
I sent my friend a snap crap this morning
by queenlady June 2, 2015
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its a crap

The scene it’s a trap but with shit
Oh no its a crap
by The only pug July 16, 2021
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crap sac

A person who sucks at life and not s absolutely terrible at trials of Osiris in destiny.
Shaxie says to Metro," Hey crap sac get Rez."
by L1g3tKing21 May 3, 2017
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Crap collector

Someone who travels the world in search of the rarest and finest pieces of crap.
I recently quit my job to become a crap collector.
by Professor Stinkbottom December 5, 2009
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tactical crap

when you shit to confuse your attack
person A. i won via a tactical crap

person B: good
by chris_luva February 2, 2022
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crap-a-cola

A fictional brand of soft-drink marketed and branded as the "in-drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.
1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!

2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.
by poopstain devon May 10, 2008
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Tap and crap

A game enjoyed by males by hooking up with a random taking her back to her place have sex and wait for her to fall asleep then taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing and gap it out of there could also be called the tap crap and gap
Met a random last night and done the tap and crap in under an hour was a new record
by Jayba11s May 1, 2018
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