An atrocious human being that is addicted to zyns and snow. According to the book of Streetalations Page 7 Verse 59; He is the definition of diabolical scheming, always on demon time. People do not know if a Craig is real because they are always ghosting women. In order to become a Craig, first you must meet a Mandy.
by El compa Fugation April 9, 2025
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Craig (n.)
1. A mythical creature believed to exist only in the realm of dating nightmares. Known for their uncanny ability to make plans and then vanish into thin air, leaving a trail of unanswered texts and shattered hopes.
2. A master of the "stand-up," elevating the art form to new levels of disrespect. Craigs are notorious for their complete disregard for other people's time, often leaving them stranded like a forgotten grocery bag.
3. A connoisseur of the pub scene, Craigs possess the unique talent of getting "totally" wasted while simultaneously neglecting their date. They have been known to leave women waiting for hours, only to emerge with a glazed-over look and a slurred apology.
4. A special kind of Craig is one who lets women travel a 6hr round trip just to be left waiting for an hour at their house whilst they get fucked at a pub
Craig (n.)
1. A mythical creature believed to exist only in the realm of dating nightmares. Known for their uncanny ability to make plans and then vanish into thin air, leaving a trail of unanswered texts and shattered hopes.
2. A master of the "stand-up," elevating the art form to new levels of disrespect. Craigs are notorious for their complete disregard for other people's time, often leaving them stranded like a forgotten grocery bag.
3. A connoisseur of the pub scene, Craigs possess the unique talent of getting "totally" wasted while simultaneously neglecting their date. They have been known to leave women waiting for hours, only to emerge with a glazed-over look and a slurred apology.
4. A special kind of Craig is one who lets women travel a 6hr round trip just to be left waiting for an hour at their house whilst they get fucked at a pub
"I had a date with a Craig last night. He stood me up and then texted me he was fucked at the pub.'"
by Undying_insomnia June 8, 2025
Get the Craig mug.A Craig Hole is a location where Craig’s crawl out of hole around the age of 40, some rarer Craig Holes have them pop out around 30. as you’ll never meet one any young
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Waltz, Swing, 2-step, solo & tandom.
After an early childhood specialising in jazz ballet and Latin erotic Craig realised his passion for mesmerising crowds with his lighting fast hoof control. Born in 1837 he has defied the laws of physics and has been known to create his own electricity similar to that of Nicola Teslas famous plasma coil from the static electricity surges or 2-steps performed at an amazing 18,000 steps per minute (spm)
Waltz, Swing, 2-step, solo & tandom.
After an early childhood specialising in jazz ballet and Latin erotic Craig realised his passion for mesmerising crowds with his lighting fast hoof control. Born in 1837 he has defied the laws of physics and has been known to create his own electricity similar to that of Nicola Teslas famous plasma coil from the static electricity surges or 2-steps performed at an amazing 18,000 steps per minute (spm)
by Electrical jesus April 27, 2024
Get the Craig Donald mug.Craig is a punk ass bitch. He is the first guy to belly ache and complain. He’s actually a cunt without any charisma, uniqueness, nerve nor any talent.
by PpKkl7810 November 26, 2021
Get the Craig mug.To miss an easy goal scoring opportunity by shooting significantly wide of the goal. Typically applied to football players from Hull or their supporters.
A great ball into the box from Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney gets onto the end of it, he takes the shot first time but he's totally Craiged it. Oh my word, he's put it in row Z.
by CaymanMNF February 19, 2024
Get the Craig mug.My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
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Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024
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