craplefield

A word used to describe the obvious crapiness of EA's Battlefield: Vietnam and Battlefield 2 game titles. (Note: this does not apply to Battlefield:1942. That game owned.)

Max: Hey man, do you still play Batlefield 2?

Xavier: Battlefield 2? You mean Craplefield 2? I ditched that POS (piece of shizzy) months ago.

by Canadian Bacon May 8, 2006

kerb crawler

A 4x4 "off-road" vehicle that have never left the street - the furthest off-road it will ever get is the kerb

Hey buddy, nice kerb crawler you got there, shame about the mud on your Pirelli's though...

by ShadyCraig September 21, 2005

Crabble

To consume passive mobile media with your mobile device propped up in front of you.

How was the flight? It was fine. I crabbled "Gran Torino".

by Neubigmac May 23, 2009

Cradle snatcher

Anyone with the name Amelia, especially bug

wow do you like children
Yes my names Amelia I am a cradle snatcher

by buggybug December 26, 2019

cablelisation

To cable oneself or itself.

cablelisation of the nation.

by Christine Reid April 15, 2008

cradleable

Cray-dull-a-bull. An adjective that describes when one fits well in the toned arms of another. The tailor fitted lover is of proper size and shape to suit and adapt well with the other involved counterpart participant.
Synonym: snuggly like a glove/condom

wife, you are so cradleable...

by becks of forever October 18, 2008

Crapler

1. A crappy stapler

The photocopier's staple function is broken. Guess I have to go back to using the crapler.

by Deep (just a guy) October 23, 2008