shirt cows

A woman's boobs. Her titties. Her lady bumps. Deposits of fat and tissue on a woman's chest. Sometimes abnormally fat men have shirt cows.

Hoo baby I love them shirt cows!

"By the looks of those shirt cows I'll never go hungry!"
-Stewie, from Family Guy

Holy shitnuts, that guy as some major shirt cows!

by ennervate April 9, 2004

Cows Blood

A mixed alchoholic drink known for it's viciousness. Typical ingredients are Makers Mark Whiskey, Three Olive Cherry Vodka, Grenadine, and actual cows blood.

I had so much Cows Blood the other night I tried to climb out my car window while it was moving.

by Steavis July 31, 2006

cow level

There is no cow level.

The is no cow level

by fatheroflies42 April 30, 2009

cow banger

a mexican who dress like both a cowboy and a cholo. this person can't decide if they are a chunt or a cholo

there are a lot of cow bangers in South Gate.
Hey, let's not go to that club, there's nothing but wetbacks and cow bangers there

by oldriverschool August 9, 2007

cow town

First of all, Cowtown is in Fort Worth, Texas. NOT Dallas! Second of all, Cowtown is one word. I just had to add this entry here because the above person is a fucking dumbass.

My little brother is going to go run in the kids 5K race down in Cowtown. (not cow town)

by Celesa October 9, 2006

cow pushing

The process of pushing a cow over while it is sleeping (standing up), this causes the cow to wake up when it hits the ground and give a hearty "Moo". The "Moo" can be delayed for about 6 secconds, depending on the reaction time of the cow.

I went cow pushing last night, yep sure did. Pushed Hafty right down the hill.

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 7, 2005

cow tipper

A cow tipper is a person who engages in the act of cow tipping (also known as cowtipping). That is, a cow tipper will go up to a sleeping cow, push on it very hard, and make it fall to the ground.

1) I want to be a cow tipper.
2) I tipped a cow, therefore I am a cow tipper.

by ChigglyWiggly October 31, 2008