Could-Be-Girlfriend

It means a girl who you liked, and liked you back. But things are just complicated and confusing. You’re not sure if you even had a thing, but people saw you as a couple. And it’s just whatever now :/

Bro 1: Bro look at the girl, she’s hella hot.
Bro 2: Don’t even think about it, she was my could-be-girlfriend.
Bro 1: Oof I’ll back off

by Oofmaster100 March 23, 2019

coltonsuper

Any person, or kid who thinks they are funny. In reality they aren’t and are highly irrelevant. Most coltonsupers are middle schoolers that enjoy memeing people older than them.

Yo, did you see that coltonsuper trying to be funny?

by Jerry Sanford May 22, 2019

Colton hashagen

A real life noodle, Sid the sloth headass, doesn’t think eyes change color headass, gets pussy once and crashes his car headass

Bro that guy is so tall skinny and white af he looks like a Colton hashagen

by Rainbow667 June 8, 2019

colton

hes SUPER CUTE and really caring. he always

wants to take care of you and will never let you down

colton is the best boyfriend

by crazy lover 1234 April 2, 2019

Colton

He is a coon

Yo you a coon colton

by Dyucky October 7, 2019

Colton Daoust

That quiet kid that always gets left behind especially in dangerous situations. He is that one kid to break something at a party. He spills his drink at every dinner. If there is fire around, he will put his finger in it. If there is a knife around he will start cutting things. He also shoots every one of his teammates in World War Z and laughs when they die.

Colton Daoust A man who, when browsing his name on Urban Dictionary, will get a ridiculous confidence boost.

by FurryLover225 June 4, 2020

Coltzen

Coltzen has a great PERSONALITY! So they are unique because they are only one person that is on discord. They have a strong appreciate for someone who is into voice acting *wink wonk*. If you get to know them they will say "please, don't simp for me" and then everyone will proceed to simp for their personality because we abide by their request. (sorry that was a long run on sentence.)

Coltzen: "Please don't simp for me"
Others: "sucks to suck." *simps anyway*

by beansandvegemite August 13, 2020