Contact the site owner

Oh, that's new... Yeah, I'll get around to it.

Hym "Huh? 'Contact the site owner?' Usually I just get 'Error 404'... You're not DYING or something, are you!? Make sure you let me know if you're dying or something, but, yeah no I'll get around to it. I'm, like, right in the middle of my campaign against God and the religious institutions and politics and the broader community and the news media and retards... And women who won't fuck me... everyone else... Aaaaaaaand... Animals? I mean, I hate animals but I don't really think the affects them... I don't know. This is like the Harvey Weinstein test so it could take another... 23 years? How long did he rape for? 30 years? So, yeah we're like 7 years in... We got a minute before we hit the deadline... So, yeah if something happens I'll do that but let me know if you're about to die or something and I'll give you... A handshake or something... You have all my other stuff. Yup. Alright. Back to it."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

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Contaging

Just contaging innit

How is that contaging me

by Bannsjajssbsbdbdnejejneen February 26, 2024

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Contage

(Verb) to contaminate someone or something

She stayed at home because she didn’t want to contage anyone.

by Miral February 28, 2024

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Chorta

Typically of the Asian variety of women, similar to a torta. They tend to be large of stature and resembling a dumpling. A big one. A sassy and a dark Asian princess. She loves to disguise her intentions as a “foodie”. Can be trusted, but it’s risky like a game of craps.

My friend: Bro I met this girl yesterday. She was into K-pop and liked the same tv shows, but she was a Chorta and not really my type.

Me: Damn bro, that’s tough. I’m hungry, let’s go grab some food.

My friend: Thank GOD! She emptied my fridge, so I’m starving!

by Griff n Slang July 6, 2024

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Certainty Trap

The cognitive trap of demanding certainty before action, then using the impossibility of certainty to justify permanent inaction. The certainty trap is what happens when the desire for perfect knowledge becomes a barrier to any knowledge at all. It's the logic of "we can't be sure, so we can't act," repeated endlessly while the world burns. The certainty trap is beloved of those who benefit from the status quo, who can always find reasons to wait, to study further, to demand more evidence. The way out is recognizing that certainty is rarely available and never necessary. Action under uncertainty is the human condition; the certainty trap is just a sophisticated form of paralysis.

Certainty Trap Example: "They couldn't decide whether to have children—too many unknowns, too many risks, too little certainty. The certainty trap had them. Years passed, the window closed, the decision was made by default. Certainty had never come; they'd just waited until waiting became the decision."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 17, 2026

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