Johnny Carson

When a mustached man (or women) goes down on a girl and their lush mustache tickles the girls vagina ever so slightly. The girl should make a purring noise.

Mustached Man: OMG! tickle tickle tickle young one
Young One: purrrrr
Mustached Man: I love your firm boobies HAHAHAHA silly women

by Mike H a.k.a AsIaN bLaZer February 16, 2005

Consolation Prize

See "Hand-job."

Johnny was mackin' this girl something fierce at the party last night, but instead of being a winner, he was awarded the consolation prize.

by dichairBOSKET February 14, 2012

royal consort

A royal consort is a woman who is used for sexual gratification among a royal family a person who is matted with frequently for the mans pleasure the woman’s enjoyment and in fact her wants and needs are completely irrelevant it is only the man who is using her body to achieve orgasm that matters

King Louis really liked the appearance of Sara so commanded her family to give her to him to be used as his royal consort whenever he was horny

by Chauvinisticbastard December 3, 2021

consolation

to make out in the front seats of a vehicle, yet with the inconvenience of a console getting in the way.

I was getting a little bit of consolation before he walked me to the door after our date.

by rachaeljack July 4, 2006

Console War

1) when a bunch of little kids argue and complain about which piece of technology works or plays better.

2) a match of call of duty

example 1:

boy 1: the ps3 is better cause, cause, it has exclusives

boy 2: The Playstation 3 has exclusives. And I give it credit for that. But if you want a better community and experience over all, play xbox, lets not be immature and have a console war

baby: WII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:
guy 1: lets go play some cod and have a console war

by Toad396 November 13, 2011

the Last Great Console

Anything that came before the dreamcast including Coin Ops, SNES, Sega Saturn, (possibly) Playstation, Sega Genesis, NES, Atari 5200, Atari 5199, Atari 5198, etc. Also including but not limited to the Odessy 5000 and before.

There's still a lot of cool games to be enjoyed. Good Graphics and intricate storyline rarely make up for the gameplay.

by restin256 January 4, 2004

Carson

Carsons are typically that one white guy who is super racist and sexist but disguises it with his sense of humor.

"This one guy just told me he thought monkeys lived in Africa"
"Ugh, I bet his name is Carson."

by SorryIfYouCantHandleTheTruth May 31, 2017