crusty carrot

A man with a dirty penis.

Friend: so did you guys have sex?
Girl: Ewww no he had a dirty penis... He is just a crusty carrot I felt bad for.

by ThatChyGirl April 9, 2016

full carrot

when a dog is aroused to the point that there is more wiener showin than fur

Whatever you did to Max when you were petting him has made him go full carrot.

by Beelzebubba July 22, 2016

ranchy carrot

When you masturbate and (usually out of panic) reapply your pants before proper cleaning.

Oh man, Matt had such a ranchy carrot.

by Riedisawesome November 12, 2016

yellow carrot

When a man uses honey as lube for his penis, which makes it very easy to dock with another man.

two men are trying to dock one another, and they dont have enough juices. so one man shoves his throbbing cock into a jar of honey and uses i as lube! thus being a yellow carrot

by the urban jew December 17, 2016

stromboiled carrots

It is when you take stromboli, you take some strongly boiled carrots, and then you laugh very very hard on the floor under a blanket.

"Oh man! These are some goos stromboiled carrots!" said Joe enthusiastically

by Julian Fairchild February 19, 2017

Sticky carrot

It is a carrot that is generally found to be sticky.

I just picked up a sticky carrot

by Grimmreaper98 August 15, 2017

pickled carrot

a blowjob that takes place over a long period of time

I'm still smiling after my pickled carrotthat girl gave me last night.

by LuckyPuddles May 1, 2018