Concert

Any performance given on a stage that is not a play.

David Spade's concert was very funny!

by PC Answer Guy June 18, 2018

conference league

3rd tier of European football. Usually a place no ‘big team’ wants to be in.

Banterlona playing conference league next season 😭😭 (average Barcelona mocker in November)

by CFCPoisson May 29, 2022

lick my cobber

Australian slang for licking ones asshole

Go and lick my cobber you cunt

by Dixxy January 23, 2021

Steven Colbert

The process in which you waterboard Steven Colbert and rub hot oil all over his body in his suspenders.

I Steven Colberted Steven Colbert

by The Real Colbert Report February 4, 2010

Conker Hunting

A way of hardening conkers so that they can reach maximum tensile strength. This is done by inserting the conker into a womans vagina allowing the said conker to pickle for a month, before hunting for the toughed conker and removing it ready for a good old conker match!

Steve: 'Dude, we should totally have a conker match tomorrow'
John: 'Yeh sure, i shall go conker hunting this evening as i have left the hugest conker in julie's pussy to pickle for the last 4 weeks'

by CharlieHobbit December 20, 2008

Post Jonas Concert Disorder

The horrible feeling you have after a Jonas Brother concert because it had been long anticipated but it now over.

(two weeks after Jonas Brothers concert)
Amanda: Gah, I don't know what's wrong with me. It started not long after after the concert.

Me: Ah, you have Post Jonas Concert Disorder.

by WhatTheFrankie?! October 20, 2008

bible conference

originally derived from the Greek bottomus numbius, a bible conference is a series of church meetings held every evening, with the entire conference typically lasting an entire week. technically, in order to be considered a true bible conference, the Greek word agape must be defined at least twice by every speaker in the conference. the only case in which this requirement is waived is if one of the speakers has cerebral palsy.

in the event that the speaker with cerebral palsy defines the word agape more than once in a sermon, that conference is then referred to as a Super Bible Conference, and revival is required to break out at that church for a period of no less than one business week, after which, church operations should continue as normal.

milo: dude, you wanna come to a bible conference?
teddy: probably not.
milo: David Ring is gonna be there...
teddy: oh why didn't you say so!

by Teddy Milo December 24, 2008