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go commando

going without the undergarment that protects your pointed object-- breasts for females, penis for males.
I have gone commando today. I am not wearing a bra.
by Wael Salloum December 8, 2003
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Asian meat commandeer

A asians term for homosexual, usually consists of the asian male commandering an other male's penis which satifies him.
Rob knewn a asian meat commandeer known as Josh. Josh commanded so much meat that he became famous for being a meat bandit.
by Fear_Hybrid January 28, 2007
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CommanderJinx

CJ rocks!
by CJinx June 27, 2004
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Bando commando

1.One of those band geeks that always have to play
2.the geekiest band geek
"Hey man wanna go to da movies"
"NO i have to play my oboe"
"what the fucks an oboe your such a bando commando"
by pyro45 September 25, 2009
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Status Commandeering

The act of two or more people taking over someone's status on Facebook or Myspace to hold a conversation completly unrelevent to anything the status's owner was talking about.

This is particuarly funny and random because everytime one of you replies, on Facebook, the little red alert flag appears on their screen. This will get VERY annoying and hopefully the victim will become angered and it's very funny.

In rare circumstances, too many posts back and forth on their status may cause their computer to become slow or even freeze. This results in extra LOL points .
Status Commandeering in action:

Tessa's Facebook Status : "Going out with my girls tonight to CiCi's for some pizza and fun"

Matt : Hey matt, wasn't that cake we had after dinner tonight absolutely delicious?

Justin : Ya, it was pretty good. Although i have to admit, the ice cream was better.

Tessa: WTF?

Matt : Okay, both were good. But hey, we should go to Roanoke sometime to play airsoft.

Justin : I dont know man, Roanoke is pretty far away.

Tessa: WTF!?

Matt : Ya, but it'd totally be worth it!

Justin : Hmm, okay. I'll think about it.

Matt : Okay, well how's the weather?

Tessa : SHUT THE FUCK UP! STOP TALKING ON MY STATUS!

Justin: The weather? Oh you know. Its mildly humid. We've been getting a lot of rain lately.

*and so on*
by Drunagel24 June 7, 2009
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Going blister commando

Similar to Going Commando. To wear closed toe shoes without socks, giving you blisters
"Man, my heel is killing me, I shouldn't have gone blister commando yesterday"
by Kevin February 21, 2005
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Keyboard Commando

A pro white youth who wastes his time on a pc rather then training for war.
by Ne01 March 26, 2003
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