wank coma

A state of complete exhaustion experienced by the male after a prolonged session of masturbation such as the one a person might indulge in after his internet connection is restored.

-He was found in is flat in a pool of his own spunk in a wank coma.

The emergency services donned their all over body condoms and gave him urgently needed medical attention.

by Skinner413 October 11, 2013

Meat Coma

Once my boss just went to a bbq place and eat like 2 racks of ribs, a huge side of mac & cheese, huge side of mashed potatoes, lots of chicken, like 4 pepsis, and a ton of other stuff. On the car ride home he woke up out of a meat coma, and said," zzz, oh, ice cream, ice cream, oh sorry guys i was just in a meat coma, zzz,zzz,zzzz." in a half a sleep voice. Then is wife said,"where?" he replied," zzz, chick-fil-a. chick-fil-aaa." in a half a sleep voice. So we went through the chick-fil-a drive through and got three XL soft serves, even though I said I only wanted a small.

Sorry guys I was in a meat coma.

by farteroopssharter November 20, 2014

Homer coma

An experience described as 4th dimensional

Stella! Crawl out that homer coma !

by Stacker gaffer March 9, 2017

Shrunk Coma

The best rapper in the world

Evan: I live for Shrunk Coma. I even have his merch.
Clayton: Wow, have you heard Fakey Snakey by Shrunk Coma? It’s beautiful.

by Lucien Carr June 13, 2018

food coma

When you're so full that no matter where you are or what you're doing you just want to sleep.

"She just ate a whole burrito bowl from Chipotle, she's gonna food coma"

by razzledazzlerose February 23, 2010

boner coma

The phenomenon known to commonly occur in males, when the heart cannot support the pumping of blood to both the brain and the erect penis. This often times causes a "blackout" period, from which the male wakes up in the middle of coitus with someone he may have normally never considered.

I was sitting at home playin with my cock, next think you know, I'm on top of that fat bitch Tracy! Must have went into a goddamn boner coma, cause I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!

by O Ski September 7, 2007

comagasm

An orgasm that is so big is sends you into a coma.

Oh my god, I had such a big comagasm that I slept for 11 hours :-S

by duncstar November 12, 2010