The large amount of phlegm you cough up but have nowhere to politely spit out, forcing you to swallow it again.
by Prof Moriarty February 3, 2012
Get the Cold Oystermug. by Coldplate75 November 10, 2017
Get the cold platemug. Cold
You know the yolk it's spreading from
You laugh as people scatter 'bout
Surrounded by a veil of stars
You realize your life is dark
Earth gets colder every day
If scientists could have their way
They'd study us from far away
And watch as people's minds decay
Cold
Your body's in the hands of fools
With swimming pools and low IQ's
There's nothing to see, nothing to do
Buy your stocks and sell your jewels
Bill collectors stole my mail
My wife and kids are all for sale
I hope to god I go to jail
And no one can come up with bail
You know the yolk it's spreading from
You laugh as people scatter 'bout
Surrounded by a veil of stars
You realize your life is dark
Earth gets colder every day
If scientists could have their way
They'd study us from far away
And watch as people's minds decay
Cold
Your body's in the hands of fools
With swimming pools and low IQ's
There's nothing to see, nothing to do
Buy your stocks and sell your jewels
Bill collectors stole my mail
My wife and kids are all for sale
I hope to god I go to jail
And no one can come up with bail
Cold Life
I can't control my buried thoughts
The slightest thing makes me distraught
I'm like the people I once fought
My every action's being bought
Robot trainers earn their pay
As mutant kids go out to play
It's such a pretty pretty day
With orange nights and days of grey
Cold
I've now become a nervous wreck
I'm getting closer to my death
I keep expecting my last breath
As all my friends just laugh and jest
The earth is such a filthy place
And human such an awful race
And I'd rather live in outer space
Where death goes at a slower pace
Cold Life
I can't control my buried thoughts
The slightest thing makes me distraught
I'm like the people I once fought
My every action's being bought
Robot trainers earn their pay
As mutant kids go out to play
It's such a pretty pretty day
With orange nights and days of grey
Cold
I've now become a nervous wreck
I'm getting closer to my death
I keep expecting my last breath
As all my friends just laugh and jest
The earth is such a filthy place
And human such an awful race
And I'd rather live in outer space
Where death goes at a slower pace
Cold Life
by Death Menace September 26, 2022
Get the Cold Lifemug. by Love Houston June 26, 2020
Get the cold cupmug. by mike May 13, 2005
Get the running coldmug. Girl 1: Sorry, but I have a three inch minimum.
Guy: (with sarcasm) Oh, ha ha ha!
Girl 2: I have a nine inch minimum.
Guy: That's some cold shit.
Guy: (with sarcasm) Oh, ha ha ha!
Girl 2: I have a nine inch minimum.
Guy: That's some cold shit.
by Ohsnap!!! January 17, 2010
Get the Cold Shitmug. Derived from the world renowned YouTube video “it's So Cold In the D.”
Saying used to described uncomfortably cold situations when you feel as is if your face, hands and or balls may possibly off due to severely low temperatures.
A general feeling of one being cold.
Saying used to described uncomfortably cold situations when you feel as is if your face, hands and or balls may possibly off due to severely low temperatures.
A general feeling of one being cold.
Frisco: "Hey dude can I borrow a sweater for my walk home."
Jonny: "No man, I'll never get it back, quit being a pussy, it's only 45 degrees out there."
Frisco: "C'mon man, it's cold in the D"
Jonny: "No man, I'll never get it back, quit being a pussy, it's only 45 degrees out there."
Frisco: "C'mon man, it's cold in the D"
by IYASDGTFO December 29, 2012
Get the Cold In the Dmug.