serial caring

When you care so much, you have to kill someone.

"Oh, I'm not a murderer, I'm serial caring!"

by jetemelie November 12, 2014

brianna carington

The worlds best girlfriend ever who loves her boyfriend Kolton
Unconditionaly She loves to spend time with him and just wants to spend the rest of her life with him
Brianna brings out the best in people but brings out the bright in Kolton those two are the perfect couple ever

Kolton- I love you baby :)
Brianna carington- I love you too bby :)

by The one and only zelk April 18, 2014

brown camping

(Derived from brown nosing). The art of living in the bosses arse.
To curry favour by exceedingly sycophantic behavior.

Mark was successfully awarded the overseas project on the merit of his brown camping..

by arsemonkey August 17, 2014

credit carding it

When one firmly grabs a towel with both hands on the north and south ends and vigorously dries his gooch and nuts.

Dude, I turned the corner in the locker room at the gym and this old guy was straight credit carding it.

by Simonsez9 March 31, 2015

mistletoe camping

Standing underneath a mistletoe and waiting for a passerby to kiss

Where's John?
He went mistletoe camping in the mall.

by ThatGuyWithoutACoolNamedafuq April 8, 2016

shit camping

When you have to shit and someone is in the only stall for an absurd length of time

"Hey what took you so long"

"Oh i was shit camping, some fuckwad took the only stall"

by 8pumpchump August 2, 2016

mexican camping

When a family from mexico goes camping next to the border so that they can illegally cross it the next day

Jose and his parents went Mexican camping yesterday to go cross the border

by XxDjango UnchainedxX July 27, 2016