Cancer Juice

All soft drinks, especially coke zero.

Robin: Hey, JP, I'm gonna go buy some bread. You want somethin'?
JP: Yeah, can you pick me up some cancer juice?

by Blobs January 10, 2009

cancerous AIDS

A new strain of AIDS that has geneticly enhanced by scientists to control population. Also called CAIDS, not only does an infected individual get the full blown AIDS, but also cancer leading to the inevitable kemo treatment that, as you know, almost kills you as well. Its pretty much a death sentance, and it works quicker than any disease alone. Experts say that within minutes of contracting the Cancerous AIDS, you can feel the symptoms setting in.
Unlike Conventional AIDS, which is transmitted through blood, The Cancerous strand can be transmitted through any bodily fluid. This means if a CAIDS infected person was to cough in your general direction, and you happened to be taking a breath, the virus could be transmitted to you in an airborne contraction situation. Taking a drink after, or kissing an infected person can also lead to transmission.

Obviously this is some shit you dont want to get, and any individual infected must be quaranteened immediately. An infected person in a situation such as a subway ride, could potentialy infect hundreds if not thousands of people in a matter of an hours.

The Cancerous AIDS has all of the conventional AIDS symptoms and within minutes of initial infection subject develops the AIDS Cough,and within 24-48 hours of infection the AIDS Face Sets in. This pretty much makes the infected look like a zombie from Resident Evil within the first week. Cancerous AIDS patients rarely live over 60 days after infection making it pretty much the quickest killer in the population.

by Russ Bus March 13, 2008

grave cancer

grave cancer is when somebody is buried underground and still has cancer and is just rotting away, the term is also mentioned as a insult when some old woman (or guy) is giving u hard time and is complaining about everything and everyone

old woman: i thought i told u boys to .
you: shut the fuck up ol fuckin piece of grave cancer!!!!

by MrRon July 9, 2006

damaged canned good

A gorgeous girl that doesn't know how incredibly special she is, due to failed past relationships and douchebag boyfriends. Shy by nature, but the life of the party when she gets to know you!! Usually a white girl, but common among Hispanic women as well! She is tough from life's experiences, but has a tender heart that is a valuable prize to be won!! To hold her, makes you the richest man on earth!! Do not attempt to straighten her out, it's the dents and dings that have made her into this work of pure perfection!!

She's not waisting her time on a guy like me, she's a damaged canned good, she's way out of my league!

by Rowdy Roger November 22, 2013

super cancer

A "super" deadly strain of cancer that can be contracted a near infinite amount of ways and its results are always fatal and terrible.

"That city was just wiped out by an epidemic of super cancer!"

by Amish Man May 29, 2008

Cankerblossom

Once heard at a Mid-Summer Night's Dream, it has become my favorite word. In modern times it can be interpreted as a herpes sore. Not a very pleasant sight.

That cankerblossom on her lip told me that she got around.
Also:
Shne was b eing such a Cankerblossom last week when she slept with that one kid at a party.

by Olathe North March 1, 2009

Cancer Splash

When someone with cancer coughs on you.

"oh my god cancer splasher just coughed on me".

by john abdhule October 30, 2008