Clutzvoyant

A super human power to inadvertently talk about sensitive issues. A clutzvoyant person will talk about seemingly innocent topics that due to timing and circumstances come very close to revealing a surprise or secret. A key difference between a clairvoyant and a clutzvoyant person is the clutzvoyant is not aware that they are channeling otherwise unknowable information. They stumble into it, as it were.

My friend kym almost gave away her son's proposal by clutzvoyantly talking about things that happened to be how he was going to propose.

by Tilendor November 8, 2015

clutch me

To physically attack someone. 🌝

Yo clutch me and ima fuck you up.

by freak.tae November 8, 2015

Clutch

Bad/shit

Omg I did so clutch on that test yesterday

Zoe) I just got a detention

Chelsey) that's so clutch man
Zoe) I know mate

by ZoëChelsey May 3, 2016

Clutch

When 2 people are kissing and one of them jumps up and wraps their legs around the other.

I didn't trust my own legs to hold me up while he was kissing me, making my legs shaky and my heart melt so I clutched at him for support and he held me up with his strong arms.

by Weirdwhitney August 21, 2016

clutch spartan7

(adj.) A young cocky player with a furious attitude

"Wow, you're so clutch spartan7. Calm down and go train".

by clutch spartan7 August 10, 2016

clutch

To be the last player (or one of the last players) in your team in a no-respawn game, and win.

*Dead Teamate* "Clutch it dude!!!"/"Nice clutch man."

by D1RE Finesse July 31, 2016

clutzing

The act of being a clutz

Bro : Excuse my sis she is just clutzing around in her heels.

by Redblueberries123 July 20, 2016