burger nips

huge big brown nipples,usually found on obese woman or men with a weight problem.Tend to be sweaty and very phat.

'what are those brown circes i can see through your t-shirt?'

'there just my burger nips'

by rebecca leech November 8, 2006

Nonsense-burger

Essentially, bullshit, or, if you prefer, clap-trap, etc.

Bush: "We can have filters on the Internets where public money is spent."

Anyone else: "What a massive nonsense-burger! Inter-NETS?"

O'Reilly: "Sun goes up sun goes down, tides come in tides go out. You can't explain it, it just happens."

Anyone else: "Looks like Bill-O's talking nonsense-burgers again. . . ."

Gordon Brown: "I am Gordon Brown."

Anyone else: "Lol, Gordon Brown, what a nonsense-burger."

by RusDavis April 12, 2011

Cheddar Burger

Another way of saying cheese burger. Used on the Chappelle

Give me a cheddar burger.

by enbob89 August 13, 2006

Burger King

A subsidized fast food restaurant that uses foot lettuce.

"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you would want in you Burger King burger is somebody else's foot fungus," said Top 15s - Dillan is chillin.

by Pre-Writing May 28, 2018

Sick Burger

A 3/4 lb. of burger (sirloin, chuck, or whatever) heavily saturated with butter, spices, herbs, and AZ gunslinger, grilled to preference, and placed gently between two buttered and grilled buns.Homemade secret sauce excessively applied to bun (mandatory). Other toppings optional.

Caution: Sick burger takes, on average, 2.6 years off most healthy individuals.

"Dude, why are you laying on the floor like that?"
"He can't talk, he just had two sick burgers."

"Man, that sick burger last night really gave me the runs!"

by Chris & Calvin January 24, 2009

Burger Rind

The area of a hamburger deemed to be unedible; usually around the outside edge.

Person 1: Aren't you going to take the rest of that burger home?
Person 2: No way, it's just the burger rind!

by DCooke August 24, 2007

Texas Burger

A whole lot of firm shit (no diarrhea) in a 300 threadcount pillowcase. The most common prank on Texas' college campuses, especially among fraternal societies and biology majors.

While my friend was sleeping I gave him a Texas Burger. He woke up with firm shit all over his face and in his his mouth.

by T-Winner July 10, 2009