brown star

Also referred to as the anus. Often characterized by 'striations' that are in a star pattern.

Wow, that girl has some nice striations on her brown star.

by Landon Howe January 15, 2005

browned out

getting so drunk/fucked up that you are only somewhat aware of what you are doing or what's going on and can only recall certain instances of the same.

i remember calling misty last night but don't know what i said because i was browned out.

by scoobie doobie October 14, 2008

brown-noser

An ass-kisser with bad depth perception.

Johnny went the rest of the day with a brown nose because when he went to kiss his boss's ass, his nose went into his asshole.

by "Dirt" June 5, 2004

brown chicken, brown cow

the two dirtiest animals on the farm

What are the two dirtiest animals on the farm?

BROWN CHICKEN, BROWN COW!
bow chicka wow wow

by ohiwentthere November 6, 2011

gordon brown

A lying, stealing bastard who inflicted misery on millions of British citizens, by destroying pensions, business, over-taxing, over-borrowing and generally fucking up the economy he inherited in May 1997.
Gordon Brown, assinated in May 2004 on HM The Queen's orders.

Ending Widows Benefit, means testing benefits, raising taxes. The Anti-Robin Hood: Brown steals from everybody then gives to the rich.

by Gremlin February 11, 2005

Brown Bag

i.e. what happens to a butterface

- When a female has an extremely sexually appealing body, but ridiculously ugly face, one is forced to place a brown bag upon her head (maybe draw a face on it, or if you're nice cut some holes for breathing purposes) before having sex with her.

1: "Dude, that chick is such a butterface"

2: "Yeah, i'd brown bag that sh*t though"

by Pri Money May 4, 2005

brown recluse

when the turd that was only moments before ready to force its way out suddenly dissapears. .... a brown recluse

you were on your way to the bathroom to drop number 2 but somebody or something distracted you and it just sorta went away. tomorrow you're in for a nice big surprise. you had a brown recluse

by TR horror September 16, 2009