by thefithappygiraffe February 19, 2018
Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 29, 2022
Woman: Will you take the trash out?
Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!
Woman: *Walks away in disgust*
Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*
Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!
Woman: *Walks away in disgust*
Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 06, 2022
If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.
"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"
by Koomist February 24, 2021
by yesbin October 18, 2019
The feeling when you lose the person you though would be in your life forever. When it feels like there’s not point to life without them in it. When you see them when you go for the ‘talk’ and they’re hug shows the final goodbye and you still look at them with the most loving, compassionate eyes, yet all you see is blank and you realise you no longer recognise the love they reciprocate. And in that moment is when your heart truly breaks.
“Why can’t you look at me?”
“Because i’ve fallen out of love with you”.
That’s when her world fell apart because he gave her a broken heart
“Because i’ve fallen out of love with you”.
That’s when her world fell apart because he gave her a broken heart
by w1i2l3l4o5w6 June 24, 2020
A state of extreme grief or sorrow, typically caused by the death of a loved one or the ending of a romantic relationship.
by the random. December 01, 2021