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bookend blowjob 

When you wake up to your girlfriend giving you a blowjob in the morning and you go to sleep with your girlfriend giving you a blowjob at night.
My weekend was great, I got a bookend blowjob.
bookend blowjob by Harper bear January 20, 2019

Kirby Blowjob 

By putting a vaccum cleaner tube on penis and turning it on high
You know I like to do a kirby blowjob when I'm lonely
Kirby Blowjob by Sexy life March 28, 2019

Creamsicle Blowjob 

Giving a blowjob immediately after having sex with woman on top and both parties cumming. The blowjob combines the slick bitterness of his cum with her soft creamy sweetness. The mans over sensitive member is pushed by the sensations of the movement and suction causing him to lose his mind and flop around like he’s getting a popsicle shoved into his asshole.
I can't believe he'd never had a creamsicle blowjob before. It was like I was the messiah of sex bringing him to paradise.

Breaking and entering blowjob

The act of breaking into someones bathroom and forcefully giving them head.
Oh man, Justin and his dog just caught me off with guard with a Breaking and Entering blowjob at work said Jeff

VBJ (Verbal Blowjob) 

When someone gives a profuse slobbering compliment ad nauseam.
The customer loved my new concepts! They gave me a real VBJ (verbal blowjob)!
VBJ (Verbal Blowjob) by BLEAMA June 15, 2018

and that was after the blowjob 

1. A dirtier version of "that's what she said" for the 2010s

2. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.

3. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "and that was after the blowjob..." as funny or sexual.

4. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl performed a sexual act in the recent past.

5. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.

6. Can be used in statement or question form
Ashley: Sean and I went out to the bar last night
Katie: "-And that was after the blowjob"

John: Mom made a huge Christmas dinner for the family
George: "-And that was after the blowjob"

Stephanie: I was working and was exhausted and sweaty
Mike: "-And that was after the blowjob"