blunderfest

A very poorly executed festive or celebratory event, especially during the holiday season, involving team participation that results in chaos and confusion.

Thanks to the complete lack of planning and coordination plus the unexpected blizzard, the office party was a blunderfest of epic proportions.

by Snoopy4321 February 19, 2017

blender

a machine that spins to grind food into liquid, usually a smoothie.

Don't put your hand in the blender
Use the blender to make a smoothie

by Billiam Beaver May 21, 2017

Bladder Cancer

the cancer of the bladder which is from the mutation of cells. Carcinoma, AKA transitional cell carcinoma, is the most common form of bladder cancer and starts in the cells in the bladder wall’s layer. this results in many deaths and has recently been diagnosed to a close friend of mine. get well soon Rozza

man "Rozza has Bladder Cancer!"

by Sammy Falz June 8, 2017

bladerass

I man who pies out of hes ass and always brags about nutella

I have a big cock but i cant use it because im a bladerass

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

Blender

When you're shitting and you masturbate then blend the semen with the shit.

Sean left a blender in my bathroom before he left.

by PopoMcdoo April 18, 2018

Bladder Exchange

When two gay men simultaneously urinate into each others urethras

Micheal:"Seth, did you hear what Carson and Nic did last night?"
Seth:"No, what?"
Micheal:"They did a bladder exchange!!"

by Connor&Seth November 15, 2017

bladderhell

n. Incredibly difficult work assignment in which one struggles to overcome seemingly insurmountable difficulties such as bad lighting, smoke, bleeding etc and an increasing surfeit of urine.

...............

Where is the general surgery resident? I want to give her some pointless tasks.

Bladderhell. Again.

by gnostic3 November 19, 2017