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To read the Bible

Achmed: ay where you going
Jerome: To read the bible. Ill be right back
by Big Nob Kyle October 30, 2019
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Bible

Often used as a tool for indoctrination, manipulation, fear mongering, threatening children ect

Most useful as fire wood and if you’re looking to get lucky wrap paper.
Bieber: dude do you have something i can wrap this MJ in?

Trent: here’s my spare bible!
by Cupid (carries a gun) January 3, 2024
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Bibling

Masturbating by smashing your dick within the pages of a the Holy Bible
Just finished bibling, man that shit was good
by Dondo March 5, 2020
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Bible

I just failed my math exam”

- “ really! Say bible

“ bible”

Or

“ bible I just failed my test”
by Ayanna bekele March 7, 2021
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Bibling

DEFINITONS

1. To say you are going to buy something for someone (Most likely give you all of their information for shipping) but you don't actually buy them the item.

2. To complain a lot while playing Call of Duty.
EXAMPLES

1. I just bibled Lorne by taking all of his information and saying I was going to buy him Turtle Beaches.

2. Seriously Keller, stop bibling it's just a game.

3. Terrance just bought me Battlefield 3, he's probably bibling me though.
by Just let me publish this November 3, 2011
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The Vocal Bible

Brandy has an incredible catalogue filled with many glorious vocal moments that other singers have been attempting to duplicate for years. … And while her distinct tone is always a focal point, it’s the way she doubles her voice in the studio to create a new vocal style that is all her own.
Did you hear those stacks? Nobody layers vocals like Brandy. Some of the best I’ve heard in the music business…that woman is the vocal bible!
by Rhye Hicks July 8, 2023
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