bacon torpedo

another term for my COCK.

Your sister loves to slobber on my Bacon Torpedo.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

Bacon Lady

A female police officer. Sometimes known as a RoboBitch.

Don't ever call a bacon lady by that name within her hearing distance or you may be introduced to her pepper spray.

by MC July 9, 2006

cheesy bacon

When a female suffers from crusty residue around the labia. When coupled with uncleanliness, it becomes Úber cheesy bacon, which in turn can be used to torture horny teenage boys.

"Yer maws got pure cheesy bacon"
"Would you care for a cheesy bacon sandwich"

by hansley January 4, 2005

bacon burn

Bacon burn is a rash specifically on the inner thighs of a fat person from walking. The thighs are so fat, they rub up against each other when the person is walking, and causes burning, chaffing and redness, similar to the sight of bacon.

Oh man, that chick is so fat, her thighs are walking around each other; she must get bad bacon burn. Or:
Yo, that fat chick is burning some bacon, you see that?

by Ridizog June 1, 2004

Jamaican Bacon

When you wrap bacon around your penis and dunk it in botters girlfriends anal cavity.

cunt i Jamaican baconed your bitch last night

by iipezz December 17, 2012

beaver bacon

the dangling excess vagina lippage, also known as roast beef

that slut had some real beaver bacon

by winey June 8, 2011

Bacon Breath

immediately following hard pounding anal sex but before ejaculation you pull out of the still gaping anus and then suck the air from the anal cavity and then blow the air into your partners face

Did you hear that Jeff gave bacon breath to sally? She slapped the taste out of his mouth.

by kickinrocks October 21, 2010