Hym "I would stop being an asshole but... My balls... They'
re just so
dry.... But wait! You could fix it! You could save humanity... I
mean... Why would you not? Would it harm you? Would it harm you to slobber on my nobber? I think not! So there'
s no reason to protest! Sucking my dick is a harmless way for you to improve my quality of life AND the lives of everyone around me!"