cafeteria Jew

A Jew who picks and chooses which laws in Judaism to follow.

Rachel: Wait, so you won't eat any pork but you'll drive on Saturdays?!
Jacob: What can I say, I'm just a cafeteria Jew!

by Jewmania June 25, 2010

screen jew

One who looks at other peoples' screen while playing Call of Duty.

Quit being a fucking screen jew! You wouldn't have shot me if u played fair.

by ddb9292 December 10, 2009

fuckin jew

What George Clooney says when he gets nailed for drunk driving.

You fuckin jew don't you dare arrest me, I'm George fuckin Clooney, got it sugar tits???

by Richard Burger August 03, 2006

Jew Dick

Something that has gone terribly terribly wrong.

Man this entire day is complete jew dick

by half86 June 05, 2011

Stealth Jew

A Jewish person who due to genetic variables or intermarriage is often mistaken for a Christian person.
Usually a larger, more aggressive, heavily armed jewish person.
The Goldberg/Lyle Alzado kind of Jew... Not the Woody Allen/David Schwimmer kind of Jew.

All the money... Twice the testosterone!

Bob: Did'ja Hear the one about the Jew in the concentration camp...
Marc: What did you say Motherfucker?
Bob: What, are you a Heeb or something?
Marc: Kick, Stomp, Smush... "That'll Learn ya... Bitch"
Bystander: Check it out... Stealth Jew!

by The Machine September 28, 2006

jew japped

1. To be suprised by a sudden loss. 2. To have someone suprisingly beat you at the last minute.

I've been jew japped, that guy got a flush on the river!

by cnice82 October 22, 2007

jew fro

Jew Fro: (adj)

1) A non-African American afro, which explains a hairstyle that is bushy enough to grow upward predominantly found on jews. Usually found in a much more un-manicured state of that than a 1970's basketball star.

2) Dustin Diamond's hair-do. (aka screech)

Man I fucking hate that gay ass Dustin Diamond, i wish that drill Sargent would have beat his fat ass on celebrity fit club. I would love to light his jew fro on fire.

by Brando239 December 12, 2007