Wizard Apple

An apple that falls from the tree and lands in the Lake of Merlin. Being engulfed by the water of Lake Merlin, transcends the apple into a mystical magical warrior. This warrior fears nothing but the evil Grapefruit, which has the ability to drain the mighty Wizard Apple of all his powers.

Matt Repollet- Original Wizard Apple

Shout outs to Frosted Flakes and that one Crest Sparkling Toothpaste.

by Boonzing May 26, 2011

Post-apple juice

n. Cider, ie an alcoholic beverage made from fermented apple juice.

'Pint of post-apple juice please, mate.'

By the time she rediscovered the apple-juice in the fridge, it had gone post.

by Breld January 13, 2012

Devil Apple

A devil apple is an apple that has rained terror on lunch tables around the world. No one knows who created the first devil apple, but one things for certain, a devil apple is an apple that someone takes a bite out of and throws it down a lunch table. No one wants to touch it 1. Because that dude took a friggin bite out of an apple and 2. Because that apples one goal in life is to posses all the humans on earth. And it does this for one reason, so it can turn all humans into slaves of its devil apple orchards. However, dont be fooled by thinking your safe with broccoli. If the brocoli has been bitten out of once and left alone, their is almost a 99.99 percent chance it has a devil apple strain in it. This goes for all other fruits as well. But their is hope! By throwing a devil apple in a trash can you can kill its demonic spirit.

2 normal people sitting at a lunch table eating, as an apple with a bite out of it rolls their way. "OH CRUD DEVIL APPLE!" "FIND A TRASH CAN QUICK!!!!"

by Whos dat lady April 10, 2013

Wet apple

An inflamed clitoris

Bro, did your girl have a wet Apple?

by Jammer1738 April 17, 2016

Crisscross Apple vagina

An act committed by two lady callers that involves 4 legs and two vaginas and a lot of leg power.

Those young lady's were crisscross Apple vagina all night.

by Breadsticks&croutons April 26, 2016

motivational apparel

Motivational apparel is an emerging market within the apparel industry designed to motivate, empower and enhance your perception on life and the world. Motivational apparel helps you embody personal, professional and/or community growth. The core function of any motivational apparel brand is to motivate you to create a more positive and productive mindset and lifestyle for yourself and others. Motivational apparel can range from fitness gear to casual wear, to professional attire. Motivational apparel helps you reflect your core motivation to be an inspiration to yourself and others.

The first known major brand of the motivational apparel market is Progressively Getting Better Inc. (PGB Apparel) founded in 2013" This brand offers creative visual expression through its motivational performance products. It's building a community of motivation seekers who empower themselves and others by affirming the Progressively Getting Better motto that encourages positivity, productivity and social responsibility.

"Anyone who is serious about empowering themselves or others wears motivational apparel daily."

"Motivational apparel allows me to be a walking billboard of motivation and inspiration to others."

"We are seeking to partner with a motivational apparel brand to give customers motivation they can wear and love!"

by PGBunited September 11, 2016

spiny apple

Slang for weed

Hi can i get some spiny apple asked josh
Ya here is some spiny apple said ciara

by Joshua🍍 June 7, 2016