Anal Lease 

Paying someone, typically a filthy prostitue, a street whore or homeless person, for a quick, down and dirty, one time anal sex encounter. An anal lease is sought cause you can't hit that ass at home.

Rachel won't give up the ass for me so I had no choice but to look for a short term anal lease this weekend. Sadly, I think I may have contracted something.

Anal Lease by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Anal Latte Art 

When a girl has diarrhea so she does a headstand and lets it sit on top of her anus. The guy will then shoot his load into the dark creamy liquid and tries to make a design.

Bob: hey Jim how’s the coffee business going?
Jim: I decided to bring it into the bedroom with Stacy and we did Anal Latte Art last night

Anal Latte Art by CoffeeBoi69 February 15, 2020

Anal Earthquake 

When a woman farts during the course of anal sex.

The ground shook up something mighty as my wife's ANAL EARTHQUAKE destroyed the bed.

Anal Earthquake by F John Stank June 28, 2008

Anal Hacker

An unwanted intruder in your ass

I bent down for the soap and an anal hacker got me

Anal Hacker by that other 4 guy May 13, 2009

anal cumshot 

To ejaculate onto the ass of a woman, usually after anal sex and often into an open asshole.

Girl: "You gonna give me an anal cumshot?"
Guy: "Yeah if you hold it open for me"

anal cumshot by the butt buster November 27, 2009

anal confetti 

A particularly nasty and liquid form of diarrhea. When one gets up from the toilet and looks down upon their handiwork, the small bits both in the water and on the walls of the toilet bowl itself resemble Times Sqaure on New Years Eve.

I might have the flu; I just distributed some anal confetti. At least I'm not packing the double-barrel shotgun...

anal confetti by Duct Tape Boy February 15, 2004

Anal Virgin 

A man or woman who has not been fucked up the bum yet.

Boy1: Jesus, that guy is such an Anal Virgin!

Boy2: I know, he won't let me anywhere near him.

Anal Virgin by Princess Conseula Banana Hammock September 7, 2005