The Jewish Onion Ring is when a young Jewish boy has his bar mitzvah, in which he gets circumcised and the foreskin is than saved in a ziplock baggy, seasoned, put in batter, and deep fried the next morning for breakfast, than consumed by the young boy's family.
Boy:"Oww!"
Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
by xXf0UrTwEnTyXx May 03, 2009
Ryan and I were cutting onions after school
by Thomas Oldham October 21, 2004
Something/ someone so sad that they would be able to make an onion cry. Note: onions are famous for making people cry.
Saoirse: Have you seen Jenny is crying over her looks again?
Neil: She's so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Neil: She's so ugly she could make an onion cry.
by Bluecharge May 29, 2019
by YeatEnjoyer September 13, 2021
Man Melisa is packing some serious onions in those jeans.
I cried tears of joy all of last night...
y???
havent you seen? my girl's packing serious onions.
I cried tears of joy all of last night...
y???
havent you seen? my girl's packing serious onions.
by ChiBoi27 April 20, 2011
The name of Jamal the onion lord has great meaning, he is the god of the religion of Jalape. He is the main god and he has a twin brother named Lamaj who is the devil. The two fought for many years until Jamal finally defeated his evil brother. He now rules all the realm of the onion afterlife.
by Jenstentown January 11, 2017
The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.
by XCaliburger June 05, 2017