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after hours

The name of a place you can go to drink and find other substances after all other bars close. Generally a very sketchy type of place where everyone there looks like they had a bad relationship with their parents. Found in back alleys behind steel doors guarded by degenerates. Not a type of place for normal people unless you want to scum it up for the night.
Hey buddy, wanna hit up an after hours when we leave here?
by Filthy Ferguson November 22, 2006
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Morning-after pancakes

The morning-after pancake is served to your partner after you've had intercourse and you're not sure if you wore a condom or if she was on the pill. It is essentially a morning-after pill mixed into the pancake batter.
Hey, I fucked Kelsey last night and I don't remember wearing a condom so I made her some morning-after pancakes.
by Colin McCarthy May 13, 2014
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After Shock

A series of small farts after a huge one.
Chris: (farts)
Becca says "Damn that was a big one!"
Chris says "Yeah, and here comes some after shocks"
by SuperMeowMeowz June 5, 2010
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alternative sex

The act of having simulated sex with objects such as dolls, machines, bedding or anything else. One resorts to such a kind of sex when one feels a sex urge but cannot find a partner to satisfy it.
I think alternative sex is a sexual perversion.
by uttam maharjan February 19, 2010
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Alternate Ending

Having sex during the second half of a film with a sad or crap ending.
Guy1: Me and Bianca had sex during the last forty minutes of 'Titanic'.
Guy2: Oh that happened when I was watching 'The Village'.
Guy1: I love Alternate Endings.
by Whitely November 16, 2010
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Chewbacca after a fight

I'll tell ya something boy, after i'd finished with her, her fanny looked like chewbacca after a fight!
by ben francis September 18, 2008
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the day after tomorrow

A rather complicated and overly stupid and tiring way of saying "Wednsday".
Said by people who doesn't know how to say the days of a week, or who doesn't know which weekday it is.

An idiot trying to sounds dramatic and special.
"what are you doing on the day after tomorrow?"
"wednsday?"
"yeah, the day after tomorrow"
"Wednsday!...you're a retard"
by SuperWay July 16, 2006
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