Tits of a Champion

A girl with the perfect set of tits that are really nice, perky, fit your hand perfectly like a water balloon.

Jack - Yo did you see the girl pass by?

Victor - Yeah thats Diane.

Jack - Man, she has the Tits of a Champion.

by Scrivilicious July 9, 2011

Rubber Tits

Fake boobies.

‘Michelle has had new rubber tits installed’ smiled Steven.

by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020

Scarf tits

Elongated drooping breasts that can be thrown over the shoulders or around the neck for warmth in inclement weather. Usually formed in the later stages in a female's life but sometimes developed from being fucked like a raggedy slut or not wearing a bra for extended amounts of time... or both. Commonly found in the northern regions of the state of California and more commonly in National geographic magazines.

Dude, did you see that chicks saggy ass titties last night?!?

Yo, those were some Scarf tits!

by Ri'shard May 31, 2010

dick tits

When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.

Dan: yo that bitch got dick tits

by mc1yoko November 15, 2019

Flounder Tits

1. Breasts of a woman of which are face opposite directions when she's on her back. (Typically larger cup sizes.)

Damn, I hooked up with Sally last night, she looks like she has a nice rack but after I got her shirt off, she had FLOUNDER TITS!

by Cassidy44 November 2, 2010

Tesla tits

Similar to punch-buggy, Tesla tits is a car game where one may grab another passengers breasts (male or female) and yell Tesla whenever they see a Tesla vehicle. Consent is critical before introducing the game to new players

They were able to catch her breast cancer early thanks to Tesla tits.

by Innocent cheese March 21, 2021

Spine Tit

A 'Spine Tit' is the slang definition used when people (usually men) are exaggerating about the small size of a females breasts. They are saying basically that a girls breasts are so small that they invert and protrude out of her back. This is impossible unless a person has a medical growth, mutation or some type of illness (elephantiasis etc.).

'Matt, i was touching up Samantha in science the other day, and i swear when i put my hand up her top, she has nothing there'

'Yea, i told you before you went out with her Ben, there is no point going up there, she had spine tits'

by 7678 April 30, 2009